cover image Debatable Space

Debatable Space

Philip Palmer, . . Orbit, $12.99 (488pp) ISBN 978-0-316-01892-0

It’s rarely a good sign when an author tells readers with “sad grasshopper minds” to skip ahead if they’re bored, as Palmer does in this muddled debut space opera. After grabbing readers with action sequences revolving around a plan to use former President of Humanity Lena Smith against her despotic son, Peter, whom Lena tenderly calls “the most evil human being who has ever lived,” a series of long, rambling “Excerpts from the Thought Diary of Lena Smith, 2004–” bring the action to a screeching halt. Lena’s description of her thousand-year life and accounts of her sexual escapades and theology will weary many readers. The concepts, writing and plotting leave a great deal to be desired, and Palmer’s attempt at humor centered on the notion of powerful, intelligent flame beasts addicted to bad television also falls flat. (Jan.)