The Pale King

A pile of sketches, minor developments, preludes to events that never happen (or only happen in passing, off the page), and get-to-know-your-characters background info that would have been condensed or chopped had Wallace lived to finish it, this isn%E2%80%99t the era-defining monumental work we%E2%80%99ve all been waiting for since Infinite Jest altered the landscape of American fiction. (To be fair, how many of those sorts of books can one person be expected to write?) It is, however, one hell of a document and a valiant tribute to the late Wallace, being, as it is, a transfixing and hyper-literate descent into relentless, inescapable despair and soul-negating boredom. --The story ostensibly follows several recruits as they arrive at an IRS processing center in Peoria, Ill., in May 1985. Among them is David Foster Wallace, 20 years old and suffering %E2%80%9Csevere/disfiguring%E2%80%9D acne. Everyone he encounters at the Peoria REC (Regional Examination Center; Wallace elevates acronyms and bureaucratic triple-speak to an art) is a grotesque: socially maladjusted, fantasizing of death (a training officer keeps a gun in her purse and %E2%80%9Chas promised herself a bullet in the roof of her mouth after her 1,500th training presentation%E2%80%9D), and possessors of traumatic backstories. One recruit watches his father%E2%80%99s death by subway car; another survives an adolescence of sustained and varied sexual abuse only to witness her mother%E2%80%99s murder; another sweats constantly and so heavily that he dampens those unfortunate enough to be near him. These are the recruits training to become %E2%80%9Cwigglers,%E2%80%9D low-level IRS drones who crank out rote tax return reviews at Tingle tables (no etymology given) in the regional IRS office, calculating return-on-investment for potential audits and resigning themselves to a lifetime of tedium in an office where time is ticked off in fiscal quarters. They are only slightly aware of one another and exist as cameos outside of their own chapters. Meanwhile, a nebulous and menacing bureaucratic intrigue is afoot with the arrival of %E2%80%9Cfact psychic%E2%80%9D Claude Sylvanshine, who is in Peoria to do advance work and intelligence gathering for his boss, Merle Lehrl, %E2%80%9Can administrator of administrators%E2%80%9D and dark puppet-master figure.--That%E2%80%99s the structure. Wedged in are snapshots, character sketches, and anecdotes. There%E2%80%99s a bombing at another IRS office, a mass poisoning, the specter of culture shift in the form of the %E2%80%9CSpackman Initiative,%E2%80%9D a messy bureaucratic hangover spurred by a backlog-induced meltdown at another IRS office.--Stretches of this are nothing short of sublime-the first two chapters are a real put-the-reader-on-notice charging bull blitz, and the David Foster Wallace sections (you%E2%80%99ll not be surprised to hear that these are footnoted) are tiny masterpieces of that whole self-aware po-mo thing of his that%E2%80%99s so heavily imitated. Then there are the one-offs%E2%80%94a deadening 50-page excursion to a wiggler happy hour, a former stoner%E2%80%99s lengthy and tedious recollection of his stony past%E2%80%94but this is a novel of boredom we%E2%80%99re talking about, and, so, yes, some of it is quite boring. And while it%E2%80%99s hard not to wince at each of the many mentions of suicide, Wallace is often achingly funny; a passage that begins %E2%80%9CI have only one real story about shit. But it%E2%80%99s a doozy%E2%80%9D and ends with a %E2%80%9Cprison-type gang-type sexual assault gone wrong%E2%80%9D is pants-pissingly hilarious.--Of course, this is an unfinished novel. It%E2%80%99s sloppy at times, inconsistent in others, baggy here, too-lean there, and you rarely feel that the narrative is taking you somewhere. Instead, it%E2%80%99s like you%E2%80%99re circling something vague, essential, and frustratingly elusive. Yet, even in its incomplete state%E2%80%94Michael Pietsch, who assembled this from the reams of material Wallace left behind, deserves a medal and a bottomless martini%E2%80%94the book is unmistakably a David Foster Wallace affair. You get the sense early on that he%E2%80%99s trying to cram the whole world between two covers. As it turns out, that would actually be easier to than what he was up to here, because then you could gloss over the flyover country that this novel fully inhabits, finding, among the wigglers, the essence of our fundamental human struggles. Reviewed by Jonathan Segura