Attack of the Stuff

Bill Waddler has it tough, trying to live daily life amid ultra-communicative man-made objects. Not only do they heckle him with demoralizing insults but the autonomous, frequently gendered objects continually engage during the most basic tasks: toilets chat (“I’d rather talk after,” Waddler replies), his blanket isn’t always ready for bed, and his peanut butter’s jelly allergy keeps it from its most classic pairing. Told in five vignette-like chapters, the story follows Waddler as he grows increasingly annoyed by the objects, retreats to the woods for peace and quiet, then returns to assist authorities when the internet issues demands. While many of these absurdist interactions are fun, Benton’s humor sometimes borders on the uncomfortable: a coffee mug expresses upset when another character licks its rim, and a satellite wearing a pink “Foxy Lady” hat is tickled when Waddler swipes his phone screen. Though the barreling pace, especially sans a strong narrative through line, makes for a series of disjointed moments, Benton’s expressive signature art offers an amusing antic sensibility and accessible style that readers in this age group will appreciate. Ages 7–12. [em](May) [/em]