If I Was in Charge the Rules Would Be Different!

With poems like ""My Feet Stink. Does Your Nose Smell?"" and ""Ode to Spaghetti"" James Proimos captures the kid's perspective in If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different! Proimos's humorous b&w drawings (such as one of a boy bowing to a bowl of spaghetti with an ""I'm not worthy"" thought bubble above his head) make good, silly company. (Mar.)